Not that I really want to share this but hey sometimes my embarrassment is your good laugh
and I am ok with that. I'm a large chested woman, not the largest but by no means flat chested either 
My 2 yr old boy is standing on the seat in the shower, I have him covered head to toe in bubbles... tearless of course, when he decides that if mommy can do it so can NaNa, as he calls himself, so he soaps up my arm and puts a few bubbles on my face... then my tummy which he has to
"tickle tickle Mama!"
Insert my faux giggle when being tickled, and no I do not sound like Elmo
"[L]ook! Mama beebo!"
"Yep that's mommy's beebo, where is your beebo?"
"NaNa's beebo!" he says as he excitedly points to his belly button.
I rinse the boy off as we go through all the body parts, eyes, ears, head, feet, toes etc.
I then tell him "All done with NaNa!"
Oh my but we are not all done... I'm rinsing the conditioner out of my hair, it's usually the last thing I do when I feel my son smacking my breast... or rather bobbling it like a tetherball when you allow "Bubbles"
"Uhm...Sean what are you doing?""Huh Mama?"
"Those are mommies boobies, you don't play with those. These are part of mommies personal space." As I draw that imaginary personal bubble around me.
With the most absolute and severely sincere face my son looks me in the eye points his little finger in my direction (like I do when he is in trouble) puts his other hand on his hip and states in his matter of fact tone "No Mama! Doze NaNa's Booboo's!"
